i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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