all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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