I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
This is my gift to your gina
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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