Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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