Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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