honey bunches of taint.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Shame is for Republicans.
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