She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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