...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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