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I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with

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Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?

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(313): View more from Michigan

operation harelip BJ is a go

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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?

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(207): View more from Maine

Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.

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I have feelings that need drinking.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.

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