Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
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I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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