Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass