I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
operation harelip BJ is a go
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I have feelings that need drinking.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.