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• (760): View more from California

  Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it

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• (631): View more from New York

  So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop

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• (310): View more from California

  If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  cake and sex. what better combination is there.

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