Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
