I'm so fucking centered right now
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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