we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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