I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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