i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
ra ra ra ah ah
sexting lady gaga style
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing