I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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