..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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