You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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