Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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