I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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