I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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