Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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