Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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