i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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