can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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