I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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