Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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