Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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