How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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