batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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