I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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