I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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