what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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