if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
