omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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