You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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