3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
