some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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