Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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