jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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