Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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