He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Dicks are not precious.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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