That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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