I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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