hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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