YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i wish my penis had a tongue
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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