let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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