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That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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