Having a random hookup so left but love u
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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