I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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