i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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