From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I came so hard my ears popped.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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