Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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