K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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