what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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